Saturday, November 05, 2005

rewards card

my regular old credit card just sent me a new one and said "activate this one and it'll be a rewards card with your current terms and conditions!"

"that's cool!" i thought, "i've been looking for a good rewards card for a while now. this one is free and won't change anything except for now i get rewards."

so i was in a 'thinking-about-rewards-cards' mood. then i had an apostrophe (i think you mean an epiphany) (name that movie and you get the prize) -- my apostrophe was this: we should make a "Heavenly Rewards Card" and we could encourage people to use it in the following ways:

Use Your "Heavenly Rewards Card" to:
*Buy gas for the person next to you!
*Pay for the person behind you in line!
*Donate to your favorite charity!
*Let a needy person borrow it for a month!

Rewards not redeemable in this life. Rewards value system based on God's perfect judgment. Rewards only apply with compatible heart attitude. Other restrictions apply. For details please consult your Bible. Any questions comments or concerns may be discussed with your local pastor, mentor, etc. Any remaining questions you may have will be automatically cleared up upon arriving in Heaven.

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